WHAT THE WHAT?!

I never finished blogging about my Scotland trip.

You know why?

IT'S BECAUSE I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.

True story.

Anyway. Scotland doesn't matter now. You know why?

Because in two days I'm going to be in gay ole PAREEEEEEEE!!!1!!111!!!11

(That's Paris for all you who don't speak super excited girl-talk).

Why am I going?

That's a good question. I'm glad you asked.

Man, I wish Barry White was still alive. He was a pretty neat dude.

Anyway. Where was I?

I can't remember.

So, France.

I'm going with my parents. It should be interesting. I will try to blog lots.

'Try'.