LONDON?!

What the shit?

I'm in the airport AGAIN?

How the hell did that happen?

Oh. Wait. $300 round trip ticket to London.

NOW I remember.

Anyway. I never did my last post about Paris and Amsterdam, did I?

Well, no time like the present.

These here are my favorite pictures. They're not great pictures. They're not like Miss Kelly Shpeley's photos (www.kellyshpeley.com), though even if you follow that link you won't see any of her photos because SOMEBODY won't do a show of her photos even though they're FABULOUS (you can also see them here: http://floconsdejambon.blogspot.ca/ )

Yep. So. Some are 'artsy'. Some aren't. They're not great, but I like them, so what ever.



Awww. It's a dove in the blossoming trees in the garden of Notre Dame. It was giving me the hairy eyeball. Probably because I said its mother was a chicken.

 Oh HAI! It's a swan! In the Red Light District in Amsterdam! I like swans. I apparently like birds, since there are three photos of birds in my favorites.

 It's a canal. I'm standing on a bridge. Or possibly hovering over the water, but you'll never know for sure. It was in the same area as the swan.

A seagull gazes quietly out to sea, pining for her lost love, what flew off with a whaling ship some five years before. (I don't remember where I took this. Probably Amsterdam. I only ever saw one seagull in Paris.)

Did you know that Amsterdam became such a powerhouse because of their fleet of flying battleships? TRUE STORY. I wouldn't lie to you, because you're my friend. (This was in the Old Church in Amsterdam.)

Ah, drugs. Aren't they great? (Another shot in the Old Church in Amsterdam. All the chandeliers had these magnificent giant brass balls hanging from the bottoms. I would say they were trying to compensate for something, but I'm pretty sure they weren't.)

A 'what the hell is around the corner' mirror along the canal in Amsterdam. Can you see me?

Sparkling canals, bicycles, and sunshine. That pretty much sums up Amsterdam.

A window of Notre Dam, with the flowering trees. Artsy, or 'artsy'.

The sun coming up over Notre Dam, with a different flowering tree. Did you know there were lots of rats running around the grounds while I was taking this picture? Try not to think about the rats while you look at this.

The sun coming up over the Seine. It was very quiet in Paris at this time. 

You've seen this one already, but I like it. It's in the gardens at Versailles. I like the way they prune the trees over thar.

Stained glass window, in one of the little building thingies, in the Cemetary at Montemartre.

The sun through the Eiffel Tower. Again, 'artsy'.

The sun coming out over Sacre Coeur. I told you I took a million of these.

An angel in the ceiling mural at the Pantheon. I mostly liked the expression on the angel's face.

Yep.

That's about all.

Those are all my favorites.

And now I'm going to England, bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE.